Somehow flipped a $40 dog coin into rent money. The chain remembers. The rest of us are jealous.
Roast My Bag
Paste a Solana wallet. We dig through the meme coin carnage and serve a shareable roast.
Read-only. No login. No custody. We roast the trades, not your soul.
Hall of Fame / Shame
Recent wallets already cooked. Yours is next.
P&L+42.8 SOL
Signature moveheld through −60%, still won
Bought the top of three consecutive rugs. Consistency is a skill — just not the one you wanted.
P&L−18.2 SOL
Signature moveWIF entry at the literal peak
Aped into a ticker you misread. Held for vibes. Vibes filed for bankruptcy.
P&L−31.5 SOL
Signature move−94% on a 11-minute bag
Sold early, FOMO'd back in higher, then somehow still finished green. Math shouldn't allow this.
P&L+9.4 SOL
Signature movepaper hands → diamond luck
How it works
Three steps. Zero mercy.
Paste your wallet
Drop any Solana address. No connect, no login, no custody.
We dig the trades
Public meme-coin carnage gets scored — wins, rugs, and everything in between.
Get roasted
A shareable autopsy lands. Download it. Post it. Cry about it.